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Coyote Jones
December 11th, 2015, 11:21 PM
I'm sure there are similar threads, but I can't think of one purer in its vision than this one.

I posted an ad on Craigslist for platonic friends who can help teach me to hunt deer and snare rabbits. Here's one of the responses I received:

Hey!

I am interested to teach you everything I know given that - I have my way with you? Let me know if you are still interested? I am a body builder, sexy lol ;-)

I received about fifteen independent responses aside from this guy. Good luck, buddy! *eyeroll*

What did you encounter today that made you LOL?

Alliana
December 11th, 2015, 11:37 PM
This: Sherlock being bored when one talks to non-fangirls
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12359875_1123844757648426_5470137014101045804_n.jp g?oh=c2be5ba9b959338d121254cbee141d40&oe=571717F1)
I am reminded of you when I look at that pic.

There's also this: David Tennant insisting that the bunny stays in his shirt. (https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12316321_1123845294315039_6418730882010787645_n.jp g?oh=a7ca4c84aa29a3c833e70030dd55ee00&oe=5716B708)

Both found on my Facebook feed. :)

MountainGhost
December 12th, 2015, 12:45 AM
I spent all my free time today watching the Project for Awesome livestream. It's this big online....charity fundraiser...party, extravaganza...thing, run by Hank and John Green. Hard to describe it. There's much voting for favorite charities that should get money, and donating and getting awesome perks for donating, etc.

And to keep everyone entertained for the 48 hours, there's a continuous livestream full of youtube celebrity guest appearances and other stuff. Everyone is like...high on excitement and lack of sleep so...ridiculous things often happen.

My favorite part was the point at which Hank Green was on the livestream with Rhett and Link [of Good Mythical Morning fame] as guests and they decided that if donations hit a certain milestone before they had to leave, they would do something with helium voices. It was then decided that the something would be to sing that obnoxious christmas song with alvin and the chipmunks. It sounds really annoying, when described, and I was skeptical too, but what followed...quite literally made my day. I was crying. My partner nearly choked on his dinner. Must be seen to be believed. Damn it I hope someone will post that to a livestream highlight reel or something.

Yep....that was the point where laughed the hardest today. Yeah.....

strill
December 12th, 2015, 12:51 AM
I saw my cat sneak a straw out of a milkshake cup, thinking he sooooo sly, and when he saw me looking right at him he tried to bolt off the counter... right on top of a very cranky dog. Absolutely hilarious, straw forgotten. Usually he spends his time trying to antagonize that dog into chasing him, so it's funny to see her get the better of him.

Lopori
December 12th, 2015, 03:23 PM
I watched Krampus it's a "horror" but it's so surreal it became funny.

strill
December 12th, 2015, 04:55 PM
I watched Krampus it's a "horror" but it's so surreal it became funny.

@Lopori , I couldn't figure out if it was supposed to be a comedy, because the trailer showed well known comedy actors. Would you recommend watching it?

Lopori
December 12th, 2015, 06:11 PM
@Lopori , I couldn't figure out if it was supposed to be a comedy, because the trailer showed well known comedy actors. Would you recommend watching it?
I would recommend it, it's a decent comedy horror.

Coyote Jones
December 13th, 2015, 04:47 PM
I finally installed the Chrome extension that changes "Donald Trump" into "some rich asshole". I'd forgotten I'd installed it when I read today's local news: "The rich asshole has CEOs nervous and very quiet."

Then there's Website Destroyer (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/website-destroyer/hfdklionolegofhffnhoagpmlailnnni?hl=en). Petty, but satisfying. (Those kinds of extensions have been around for ages.) Nuke the fluffy neopagan sites!

Yalewa
December 14th, 2015, 04:57 PM
I just saw Krampus over the weekend, and I thought it was funny and a bit twisted. I liked it.


This didn't happen today, but on Friday, after I had gotten out of the movies with my friend. He said he had something to ask me, but it took him almost two minutes to actually speak. He ended up asking me to be his girlfriend, and after we broke into a laughing fit because of how many times he started over. My baby brother also has recently become infatuated with Oswald, and will go around the house stealing people's phones and mumbling "Oswa" until we turn it in for him

Somnia
December 18th, 2015, 03:51 PM
I forgot how to wolf.

(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12366458_1081365895241120_3090369105901005833_n.jp g?oh=3158ed9cba3b548668b4bb32af4e5737&oe=56D39082)

Cloudfoot
December 19th, 2015, 02:02 AM
It's okay Somnia, you just gotta flip it turnways and you'll be okay!

Daily LOL:

I was holding a frozen key lime pie and a bowl of water for my dogs when I fell down the stairs and landed on each one directly on my right buttcheek, haha. It still hurts a lot, but I can't complain with a straight face because it always just sounds like "Ow, my butt!" and I laugh.

Coyote Jones
December 19th, 2015, 08:58 PM
I dreamt about Cloudfoot falling and landing on their butt. Not kidding.

*blinks*

'Stoner Sloth' tells Australian kids to stop smoking weed, people think it's hilarious

(http://mashable.com/2015/12/18/stoner-sloth-weed-australia/#jkEWAocKG5qE)

Cloudfoot
December 20th, 2015, 01:52 AM
I dreamt about Cloudfoot falling and landing on their butt. Not kidding.

*blinks*

'Stoner Sloth' tells Australian kids to stop smoking weed, people think it's hilarious

(http://mashable.com/2015/12/18/stoner-sloth-weed-australia/#jkEWAocKG5qE)

Haha! Really? What did I look like? I'm way curious now

BlueSloth
December 20th, 2015, 05:24 AM
'Stoner Sloth' tells Australian kids to stop smoking weed, people think it's hilarious (http://mashable.com/2015/12/18/stoner-sloth-weed-australia/#jkEWAocKG5qE)
Now I know that Australians pronounce sloth the American way instead of the British way.

Anyway, this is why I say weed would be redundant for me.

MountainGhost
December 20th, 2015, 10:51 PM
http://distractify.com/animals/2015/12/19/mark-comedy-wildlife-photography-award

*snorts*

hotdogwolf
December 22nd, 2015, 10:02 PM
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/funny-wolves.jpg

Coyote Jones
January 28th, 2016, 09:57 PM
I adore this Twitter account @getinthesea (https://www.twitter.com/getinthesea). He's publishing a book (http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0718183819/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_TCKLwb0Y6P2YV)!

The Sea - cold, wet, and unforgiving.

The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people, and crap pop culture.

Man buns? Get in the sea.

Glitter beards? In you go.

Cereal cafes? SEA.

And how about manspreading, ant gin, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves, and Shoreditch? Then there's waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, Nando's, drones, and Gregg Wallace? Fuck. It's never ending.

Something must be done.

Buy this book. Or you know what you can do. . .

hotdogwolf
February 3rd, 2016, 10:46 PM
Dinosaur Shoveling snow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBp7pOn746E

Coyote Jones
February 19th, 2016, 05:16 PM
For sale at a Japanese shop:

http://gcl.felissimo.jp/goods.php?goods_num=684874&lang_id=en
(http://gcl.felissimo.jp/goods.php?goods_num=684874&lang_id=en)
This time is the smell of cat forehead! Being healed by cats everywhere and everytime

The second product for "Cat smell" series which must be beloved by cat lovers! Fabric water with cat forehead smell is now available. After conducting survey, we got opinions from customers and created this water with the smell of "Freshly baked bread", which is said to be most similar to the smell of cat's forehead. Spray the water on your blankets and cushions and enjoy!