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Select quotes from Heartless Bitches International

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"If I ever get around to boyfriend number two, he better have a busy life full of his own hobbies and goals, because I will not be someone's reason to exhale. I have better things to do then entertain a full grown man when I'm not getting paid for it. "
-- HBI Member, Gabriela

"Men have called me a man-hater, a feminazi, frigid, a bitch... but in my mind it always translates as "You don't need me to validate your existence, and that scares me."
-- HBI member, KIM

"...this is exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when it’s revealed that the woman getting coffee was, in fact, actually getting coffee rather than cruisin’ for an emotionally co-dependent shitstorm."
-- Richie at criticism.wordpress.com

"I once crocheted a pair of fuzzy purple balls and sent them to my friend's ex for Christmas; judging by his whiny complaints and incessant text-messaged Emo song lyrics sent after the fact, he was having trouble finding his own."
-- HBI Member, Kristin

"I'll leave a sniveling girly-girl cowering with a glare, but a man? I've offered on several occasions to hold a guy's jockstrap while he tries to figure out where to stick the tampon I've just handed him. "
-- HBI Member Chris

"I have yet to meet a man I couldn't live without."
-- HBI Member, Tiffany

"An over-inflated ego wrapped in an undeserved sense of entitlement earns a first class ticket to the back of the queue."
-- HBI Member, Rachel

"I am a 911 dispatcher. I have heard real drama as it unfolds. Your piddly assed problem does not compare real tragedy. Here is a straw, suck it up and move along."
-- HBI Member, Inez

"The sexiest parts of my body? My brain, my spine, and my guts."
-- HBI Member, -Nadia

"Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame."
-- Erica Jong

"I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it."
-- Rebecca J.

"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch."
-- Bette Davis

"I am 'too fiery'... yet I wish to be seen as I am and I would lose all rather than soften away anything."
-- Margaret Fuller

"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass."
-- Maya Angelou

"He tried to tell me I was too angry, but that always struck me as being more about him than about me. I think I threatened him. And I think it threatens a lot of people when you are angry but even more so when you have a good reason for it."
-- Janet Eldred

"If you do not tell the truth about yourself, you can't tell it about other people."
-- Virginia Woolf

"... when author Margaret Atwood polled men about what they fear most from women, the men replied, "That they'll laugh at us." If that doesn't make it crystal clear what our strategy should be toward the patriarchs, frankly, I don't know what does."
-- Susan Jane Gilman from "Kiss My Tiara"
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  1. Kisota's Avatar
    I like these a lot.

    The last one reminds me of something I read about dating sites - that men most fear their match-ups will laugh at them...

    and women most fear their match-ups will rape or kill them. That's not to say that men aren't treated unfairly too, and sometimes hurt TERRIBLY by women, but it does have a true ring to it, in my experience. Men seem to get angry and worried about the ridicule of women, and women are literally trying to figure out how to live their lives safely so they are not bodily wounded by men. (Obviously a massive oversimplification here, but yeah...)