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  1. You did great, Kisota! Sorry I had a brain fart...

    You did great, Kisota! Sorry I had a brain fart and didn't properly credit you as well as Jakkal.
  2. You can thank the brilliant and talented Jakkal...

    You can thank the brilliant and talented Jakkal for your yearly April Fool's Day fun. :)
  3. Oh good. Maybe now I can get Tom Cruise out of...

    Oh good. Maybe now I can get Tom Cruise out of the closet if I promise he can be a thetan in the next movie.
  4. Tom Cruise was terribly depressed when he heard...

    Tom Cruise was terribly depressed when he heard the news. He said he had been really looking forward to being a thetan on television. Nobody has had the heart to explain to him that therians are...
  5. The History Channel says that currently only...

    The History Channel says that currently only trained Chihuahuas are available, but they promise to make one look really fierce.
  6. Breaking news: the Actor's Guild has stated that...

    Breaking news: the Actor's Guild has stated that since this is a very important documentary, we can decide on the actors who will be invited to play our parts on television, for those of us who can...
  7. I think as long as you wear a buiness suit, a big...

    I think as long as you wear a buiness suit, a big fluffy coyote tail and six or seven pieces of jewelry would be fine. Maybe some ears as well, just so that viewers know that we are the real thetans....
  8. I asked Tom Cruise if he would do that while...

    I asked Tom Cruise if he would do that while playing me in this upcoming History Channel documentary, but he said that wasn't what real thetans did. I think he might be a little confused about the...
  9. That actor's affiliation with ancient belief...

    That actor's affiliation with ancient belief systems definitely makes him the perfect candidate to play me. Here's a more recent photo of him.

    Additionally, the Actor's Guild has stated that since...
  10. Excellent. If you can learn to do that before the...

    Excellent. If you can learn to do that before the end of the day, the folks from National Geographic say that they are also interested. I told them that George Tsoukalos does much better science,...
  11. That sounds great. I will put you immediately in...

    That sounds great. I will put you immediately in touch with George Tsoukalos so he can get your interview.
  12. Great, are you willing to appear on camera on The...

    Great, are you willing to appear on camera on The History Channel? Some participants may be interviewed by one of their commentators, George Tsoukalos, if they consent to participation.
  13. While I can't appear myself on camera, there is a...

    While I can't appear myself on camera, there is a tentative agreement with someone special to stand in for me who has appeared in quite a bit of media prior - stay tuned for whether or not I'm...
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