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    Default Announcing the WearList Fashion Lineup for 2021

    We at the Werelist are always trying to keep our pulse on the therian community writ large. In our efforts to serve our community, we have found a need that must be filled. To that I present to you TheriWear! Fashions by Therians for Therians.

    New from the creative mind of Werelist's own “Wildly” successful fashion designer, Lord Sparklekitty, Alpha Fashionista of the Catwalk, is a line of breakaway tutus to suit every therian body type. Intended to help you avoid those socially embarrassing occasions when your shifts cause an instant 'wardrobe malfunction', these fashionable garments feature a discreet Velcro attachment beneath the finest of fabric.


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    Comfortable, stylish indoor wear for the relaxed shifter, our TheriActive Wear “PJs All Day” line of oversized crop tops and cute stylish panty bottoms is perfect for expressing the inner you – the one who wants to stay in bed today with a cup of cocoa, because the it's raining and the woods are just too cold and damp. With many color options to choose from to flatter your shifting fur and skin tones, you can't go wrong with comfort and relaxation. $19.99
    This magnificently coordinated outfit defies the artificial boundaries of gender to be both fashionable and comfortable for the sophisticated werebeast. A soft, translucent cloud of silk encircles the nether regions of the fortunate shifter and flares out like a glittering pink lion's mane. A stylish bikini top of hand woven and dyed wool borrowed from a sheep shifter is a cute and versatile top. Completing the ensemble is a bespoke felted top hat. $19.99
    For the WearWolf who wants to lounge comfortably, this silk print Hawaiian style shirt is all in one piece for slipping in and out of shifts. Equally at home in the woods or at your favorite 1970's disco bar, you can party the full moon night away in this useful garment. $19.99
    A truly fashionable combination chapeau and rhinestone eyepiece, this unique wearable style statement is felted from genuine werewolf fur, shaved from their backs by highly trained kitty ninjas when they weren't looking. Everybody help us keep Jakkal away from mirrors for a couple of months, okay? $19.99
    With this suit, no one will ever not take you seriously. Ideal for the business-oriented therian, which is why we charge ten times as much for it. $199.99
    “Have you ever just wanted to say, “Hello. My name is Karen Wolf. I'd like to eat your manager”? This stunning outfit of stone washed jeans and tuxedo top is best set off by our TheriActive Fit Blonde “Karen Wig”. Perfect for those occasions you need to challenge the alpha of the pack, or just complain about less than perfect customer service.” $19.99
    TheriActive Wear Kilts – For weres desiring a more rugged look and the convenience of an easy collar attachment, our affordable collection of kilts include an attached sporran bag for carrying the essentials right along with your shift. Be prepared for anything your wild life throws at you with our practical and durable designs. Options include plaid in red, green or blue, solid black or brown pleated leather, and pink faux fur. This stylish plaid kilt scrunches up into a ring when not in use. Perfect for when you've got to switch from four legs to two and don't want to spend your money fixing dramatically torn clothes. $19.99
    Enjoy our extra large breakaway ShifterTutus (TM) with custom Velcro closures to fit the largest wereforms. Available in a range of colors and fabrics including this waterproof crinoline for semi-aquatic werebeasts. $19.99
    With this brilliant hat, you can shade yourself from the sun and look stylish. Comes with ear holes. $9.99
    Savage models this fearsome Sharktopuss™ costume. Put it on and intimidate all your friends! A perfect purchase for Shark Week. $24.99
    We also sell fur dye. Here, we have a very dashing feline who's found the purr-fect pattern for their pelt. Our fur dye comes in a variety of colors; contact us for details. $4.99

    "If you are worthy of his affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave. He keeps his free will though he loves, and will not do for you what he thinks unreasonable; but if he once gives himself to you, it is with absolute confidence and fidelity of affection." -Theophile Gautier

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    I shall be trotting the catwalk (dogwalk?) with my new look - shutter shades and an anti-coyote predation jacket.

    A coyote in an anti-coyote jacket surely makes a profound statement. Don’t ask me to elaborate what that is.

    And the shutter shades?....

    are part of it.
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    I'll elaborate on it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Citrakayah the Pretentious Art Critic
    Through the medium of leather, giant metal spikes, and totally rad sunglasses, the artist expresses her contempt for the artificial urban/wilderness binary of modern society. By juxtaposing the domesticity and safety of the vest and the wilderness inherent in the coyote, the artist leads the viewer to ponder the blurring of nature in the modern Anthropocene. As human activity shapes more and more of the landscape, our old definitions become increasingly outdated.
    "If you are worthy of his affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave. He keeps his free will though he loves, and will not do for you what he thinks unreasonable; but if he once gives himself to you, it is with absolute confidence and fidelity of affection." -Theophile Gautier

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