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    Default The wish you'll regret

    Let's play a game I think is fun that my friends and I used to play. A person makes a wish, the next person grants it, but with some sort of catch, trollishness, or ridiculous restriction. Take advantage of ambiguities and double meanings. The point is to be an asshole genie lol. Then that person will post their wish and the cycle continues. For example:

    Person: I wish I could talk to the sky!

    Me: Granted, but it can't talk back ;D( then I post my wish and someone will come a long and mess it up lol)

    So I'll start.(hopefully you guys will enjoy the game like I do)

    I wish to have the power to phase through solid objects!
    Last edited by Cayto; May 6th, 2015 at 11:31 PM.
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    Alright, but gravity will still affect you and you can never turn it off.

    I wish to be able to breathe (and survive) in any environment.

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    Granted but you become the lowest part of the food chain wherever you go.

    I wish I could recall memories from any last life at will.

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    Granted, you can recall only negative memories and those leading to your death. Enjoy.

    I wish I could control minds.
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    Granted, but everyone you control knows you're the one doing it.

    I wish I could teleport.

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    Granted, but everything that's not a natural part of your body doesn't teleport with you (this means clothing, accessories, dental fillings, prosthetics...)

    I don't know what I wish. I wish I was a plesiosaur.
    Last edited by R Swan; May 7th, 2015 at 12:14 PM. Reason: I had to wish like SOMETHING, jesus gimme a break
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    Wish granted right this moment. You are now crushed under your own weight, incapable of getting to water!

    I wish I could shapeshift into any creature and back at will.

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    Granted, but it'll hurt a lot, drive you insane as your brain changes shape...and once you start it you can never stop it again. Once you pop you can't stop!

    I wish for a million bucks!

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    Granted, but it's whichever kind of "buck" you weren't hoping for. XP

    I wish I could get paid a decent, livable wage to sit at home and read high-quality fantasy books.
    "Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall."
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    (Very clever, you saw through my trap)

    Granted, the books are indeed very high-quality...paper. Can't say the same for the contents though.

    I wish for an unlimited amount of wishes of my choosing.

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